Now, we have prayed to the Lord, but as we all know, the Lord works in mysterious ways, and to be quite honest, cash doesn't.

Richard and Steven are streaming live from San Quentin State Prison for faking Stevens death in order to set a trust fund for The Church of the Neon Bible. They beg viewers to send money in order for them to bail out of jail. During the episode, they are terrorized by Ciggas who serves as the de-facto antagonist of the episode. The lawyer "Robert Shapiro" (who also helped out O.J Simpson) is heard running up to them to bail out Burnish and Chilton before the episode cuts to black.



Richard Burnish

Steven Chilton



Robert Shapiro

Jail Guard

Episodes of Jesus Chatline
Cinema EditionJustin.tvThe Rapture (Aftershow) • Three Hour EpisodeSteven DiesFuneral EditionPrison Edition
July 22nd 2011 • Episode 1Episode 2Episode 3Episode 4Episode 5 (Christ Show)Episode 6Easter Special$29.95
Richard’s Birthday (Aftershow) • How Can She Slap (Aftershow) • Racial Harmony Edition (Aftershow) • Pray The Gay Away
Carry The EarthNo Tears, Only Dreams NowA Prayer For Victims Of ViolenceNo Monetary Compensation

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